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| Some Mumblings from the White House... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I thought I was being excluded from the neighborhood for a while there. All attempts to edit the site proved futile. But now I am here, and I'd like to occasionally share a thought with you. (Laughingly pretending that someone will ever read this.) I saw a commercial last night for some kind of nose spray that is apparently a genuine miracle...BUT... It has a few side effects, which include: Headaches, dry mouth, dizziness, hair loss, blindness, eating one's own tongue, and the irresistable urge to sit on objects in a horseshoe pit. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Coming soon : Why do we have to have bowel movements ? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I was watching the local news the other night, and they did a "report" on barbecue safety. Now, that's news. In the report they provided the obvious tips : *Don't put too much starter fluid. *Don't use too much charcoal. *Cook in an open area. But they left out some of the less obvious tips: *Don't put your ear on the grill. *You will not reproduce a picture of your ass by sitting on the hot grill. *Avoid smoking the turkey in the bathroom. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| MORE TREACHERY IN KOSOVO ! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The war in Kosovo took another cruel turn yesterday. | The tragedy occurred oddly enough during the performance of a troop of street entertainers who were putting on a show for a large audience of kids in a Kosovor refugee camp. The crowd gasped in shock as one of the clowns lost control while performing the "round-the-world" triack with his Duncan yoyo. The yoyo flew from his gloved fingers striking a 4-year old refugee above the left eye causing a nasty lump. President Milosovic blamed the incident on NATO ruffians.
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